Oooooh. Click.

Here we go with those crazy cycles again. All the bum lovers have been calling over the last few days. These callers want to have their faces smothered by a big ol' arse lol.
Oh dear, whats the world coming to.

Just had a caller who wanted to be shat on (oh, that lot are out and about too). In his scenario he wanted me to roll around in the poo with him. Er- dont think so mate- if I was doing submissive things I'd be on the submissive line, you dickhead.

He got really annoyed and tried to get control of the situation, but the funny thing is, he called the domination line so I can tell him to fuck off as much as I damn want. A lot of the subs get a bit mouthy, as they like it when I repremand them, but this guy was just getting uptight and trying to be mean to me, so I just kept laughing at him. Whats even more amusing, is he never thought to end the conversation by hanging up. Oh no, he'd rather keep talking and pay £1.50per minute to be told what a twat he is, and then I got bored and hung up on him before it occured to him.
Sometimes I love my job. It's a bit of stress release you know.

Anyways, I haven't been keeping this up to date lately as I have had life get in the way a little. Nothing I can really write about here, nothing that would interest you, probably. I'm sure you lot are far more interested in hearing about the men (and ladies, and couples) who call the phone sex chat lines.

Yep ladies call too. Most of them are quite sexy sounding, and just want to hear a dirty story to help them come before they fall off to sleep. Pretty much like the men, really. But in general, most of the girls are politer and at I've yet to talk to one that want to be shat or, or have her face smothered by a big hairy arse. Most just want some good hard sex with a stranger type quickie. I cant deny I get a bit horny myself when the girls call. It's not unknown for me to have a genuine phone sex session. Bt theyd never know. You know why? because us girls are just as ruthless as the men. The female callers rarely say thank you and good bye either. They hang up immediately after, just like the men do. I try to make excuses for them, like being girlies they may be a bit embarressed and not know what to say, but the reality is, they just wanted to get thier rocks off and get to sleep.

Oh- one day I will get around to those instructions on how to fuck up yor life. One day. Till then, just keep practising.

xx