Well, here I sit, writing a diary for the first time in years. Where do I start? I could start at the beginning but that would be a bloody big first post.
So I'll start now and work backwards, as I seem to have done most things in my life pretty much backwards anyway.

Well, as you probably guessed by the title I'm 42 and I've pretty much fucked up my life one way or the other. Right now, to earn a living I what is known as a PSO...thats Phone Sex Operator to the uninitiated.
I'm on a call right now so typing very slowly and quietly so the caller doesn't hear me lol its harder than you think to talk about one subject and type something different. I've already typed 'pussy' twice lol

Okay, he's gone now. I can type freely for a mo, altho I expect the phone will ring again soon.
Well, its a way to make a living, and it sure beats mucking out shitty stables which is what I've done for a good deal of my life. Oh, and waitressing. Oh, and good ol fashioned whoring. Oh there's so much to tell!
But it will have to wait. Being new to this, it took me ages to set up and I need coffee and a softer seat so I shall retire to the comfy area and maybe write a bit more later on, if the callers ever give me a moments peace...